Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor.
Lady Bird Johnson
Cooties love Bewhiskered places Cuties love the Smoothest faces Shaved by Burma Shave
1936
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
Oscar Levant
ANIMALS Part 32 of 32
Turkeys originated in North and Central America, and evidence indicates that they have been around for over 10 million years.
Unlike most fish, electric eels cannot get enough oxygen from water. Approximately every five minutes, they must surface to breathe, or they will drown. Unlike most fish, they can swim both backwards and forwards.
When a female horse and male donkey mate, the offspring is called a mule, but when a male horse and female donkey mate, the offspring is called a hinny.
When the Black Death swept across England one theory was that cats caused the plague. Thousands were slaughtered. Ironically, those that kept their cats were less affected, because they kept their houses clear of the real culprits, rats.
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
Carl G. Jung
PRESIDENTIAL TRIVIA
Wilson made up this limerick to describe himself:
"For beauty I am not a star
There are others more handsome by far
But my face I don't mind it
For I am behind it
It's the people in front that I jar."
