July 5, 2006


"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx






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Henry J. McLass
Spreads our product
On the lawn
When he cuts the grass
Burma Shave
1935


I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor




ANIMALS

Part 6 of 32
  • Ancient Egyptians believed that "Bast" was the mother of all cats on Earth. They also believed that cats were sacred animals.
  • Animal gestation periods: the shortest is the American opossum, which bears its young 12 to 13 days after conception; the longest is the Asiatic elephant, taking 608 days, or just over 20 months.
  • At the end of the Beatles' song "A Day in the Life", an ultrasonic whistle, audible only to dogs, was recorded by Paul McCartney for his Shetland sheepdog.
  • Beaver teeth are so sharp that Native Americans once used them as knife blades.
  • Bird eggs come in a wide variety of sizes. The largest egg from a living bird belongs to the ostrich. It is more than 2,000 times larger than the smallest bird egg, which is produced by the hummingbird. Ostrich eggs are about 7.1 inches long, 5.5 inches wide and typically weigh 2.7 pounds. Hummingbird eggs are half an inch long, a third of an inch wide and weigh half a gram, or less than a fifth of an ounce.



  • Knowledge is love and light and vision.
    Helen Keller



    OUR FOUNDING FATHERS
    Washington
    Let your Discourse with Men of Business be Short and Comprehensive.
    George Washington



    The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.



  • The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the male.
  • The way to understand recursion is to understand recursion.
  • Art is anything you can get away with.
  • If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
  • A hangover is the wrath of grapes.



  • The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.



    We will frighten no Russians by threatening our Allies.