April 4, 2006

>When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make a lemonade.
Dale Carnegie





Shaving brushes
You'll soon see 'em
Way down east
In some
Museum
Burma Shave
1930

< The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
Russell Baker



Bugs and Insects
  • The animal responsible for the most human deaths world-wide is the mosquito.
  • The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of lobsters is blue.
  • The disease-carrying mosquito, delivering encephalitis, the West Nile virus, malaria, and Dengue fever, is by far the deadliest beast in the animal world. The World Health Organization says mosquitos cause more than 2 million deaths a year worldwide. Another insect,
  • The honeybee kills more people world-wide than all the poisonous snakes combined.


    • Dignity consists not in possessing honors, but in the consciousness that we deserve them.
    Aristotle



    OUR FOUNDING FATHERS
    Daniel Webster
    Liberty exists in proportion to wholesome restraint.
    Daniel Webster



    Forward I'm heavy,
    Backward I'm not.
    What am I?



    The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.


    The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution - "to spew out paper."


    Big jobs usually go to the men who prove their ability to outgrow small ones.