February 22, 2006

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written.
Oscar Wilde






Farewell O verse,
Along the road.
How sad to see,
You're out of mode.
Burma Shave



Father told me that if I ever met a lady in a dress like yours, I must look her straight in the eyes.
Prince Charles




GEOGROPHY
part 8 of 19
  • Maine is the only state in the United States whose name has one syllable.
  • Mexico City is sinking at a rate of 6 to 8 inches a year because it's built on top of an underground reservoir. Wells are drawing out more and more water for the city's growing population of more than 15 million people.
  • Mexico City is the oldest capital city in the Americas.
  • More water flows over Niagara Falls every year than over any other falls on earth.



    • Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
    G. Bernard Shaw



    OUR FOUNDING FATHERS
    Benjamin FranklinHe that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
    Benjamin Franklin



    A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done. What am I?



  • "You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps."
  • We are the people our parents warned us about.
  • "Does God believe in people?"
  • "The meek shall inherit the Earth - they're too weak to refuse."
  • "Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last."
  • "Cancer cures smoking."



    • Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.



    I tread in the footsteps of illustrious men... in receiving from the people the sacred trust confided to my illustrious predecessor.