February 20, 2006


An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemingway

Pink toothbrush
Is a curse.
Pink shaving brush
Is a darn sight worse.
Burma Shave


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy.

Robert Anthony

GEOGRAPHY
part 6 of 19

If Monaco's ruling house of Grimaldi should ever be without an heir (male or female), the country will cease to be a sovereign state.

In 1771 the kingdom of Poland was larger in are than any other European country except Russia and had a bigger population than any other European country except France.

In the Great Seal of the US the eagle grasps 13 arrows and an olive branch.

It is forbidden for aircraft to fly over the Taj Mahal.

Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill

OUR FOUNDING FATHERS
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.

Abraham Lincoln

A new medical building containing 100 offices had just been completed. Dave was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will Dave have to paint the number nine?

I work in a small town in Mississippi, right across the state line from Memphis, TN. At lunch one day, I was at Sonic and when the man asked for my order over the intercom, I told him that I wanted a BLT with cheese, no mayo. To which he promptly asked, "Would you like Lettuce and Tomato?"


Like many members of the uncultured, Cheez-It consuming public, I am not good at grasping modern art.

For time and the world do not stand still. Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or the present are certain to miss the future.