January 8, 2006

"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."
Darrin Weinberg






This cooling shave
Will never fail
To stamp
Its user
First class male
Burma-Shave



Everyone’s been sold american
Just let that golden greyhound roll your soul away
Richard F. "Kinky" Friedman




WHY BANANAS ARE GOOD FOR YOU
part 1 of 5
  • Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.
  • Providing energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.
  • Depression: According to a recent survey amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.
  • PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.



    • Work is either fun or drudgery. It depends on your attitude. I like fun.
    Colleen C. Barrett



    "I had a fraction in my neck and had to go to the hospital for a long time." -- Fifth grader, to his class.



    OUR FOUNDING FATHERS
    Daniel Webster I mistrust the judgment of every man in a case in which his own wishes are concerned.
    Daniel Webster



    What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?



    To write with a broken pencil is pointless.



    Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.



    If the United Nations is to survive, those who represent it must bolster it; those who advocate it must submit to it; and those who believe in it must fight for it.